Week 9 NFL Free Pick Article
Adam Barone—Okay, so this week you’ll be betting on the Patriots. It doesn’t matter what the spread is, -5.5, -6, -6.5. You should be jumping up and down just because it’s single digits, especially LESS THAN ONE TOUCHDOWN.
If you just stopped and made up some B.S. reason why they won’t be able to handle the Colts (such as the Colts playing a tougher schedule or something equally as idiotic) then please find some drywall to slam your head through.
The Patriots are actually a bunch of robots programmed to annihilate every single team that sets foot onto the field with them. They locked onto this game in January. Moss, Welker, Stallworth and Thomas are not on that team just because they look sexy in those uniforms. They do, though, don’t they?
New England’s last three games have seen
them score totals of 48, 49 and 52. That’d be ridiculous if they
were playing against…well ANYONE in the NFL. Yes, the Colts have
won their last three match ups with the Pats, but that just pisses the
Patriots off more, because they won the previous six. And the Colts
have never seen this team. They just don’t have anyone to slow
down all those weapons that the Pats have. The Patriots are angry about
the video scandal and its implications, on top of being angry about
losing the AFC title game to the Colts. They’ll win this game
in a way that will leave you speechlessly drooling into your Doritos.
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