Ace Football Picks
ACE LOVES YOU.
HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE US BACK.
It’s that time again. The NFL Draft is here. The NFL schedule is out.
You’re feelin’ like layin’ a bet or two on some gridiron action. Or eight bets. Maybe you’ll do what you did last year and get so drunk/high/inbred that now you poop behind an Arby’s and hope no one sees you sleeping in the bushes and eating old curly fries out of the dumpster.
Clearly that was a joke, because clearly you’re not that guy. Or maybe you were that guy and now you’ve gotten it together and come to Ace Football Picks. We do not advocate unintelligent betting.
You can’t just go around, thinking you know sports, betting on the Minnesota Vikings because you’re from Oklahoma and think that Adrian Peterson looks sexy in those tight purple pants. You have to use that lump of mush inside your skull.
That’s where Ace Football Picks comes in. We know handicapping. We have very advanced lumps of mush.
Such advanced mush lumps, in fact, that Ace won the 2007 Ultimate Handicapping Challenge. The UHC is a competition of about 80 online handicappers submitting weekly football picks against the spread on NCAA football and NFL games. Overall Ace Football Picks had a 33 game win, meaning that between NCAA football and NFL we won 33 more games than we lost. In NFL picks alone Ace had a 20 game win, with the runner up only at a 14 game win.
We whooped some serious ass. Look at the standings for yourself here
Equally as impressive—we were calling the Cleveland Browns the sleeper team of the entire 2007 NFL football season long before the season even started.
Seriously. Not even ESPN did that.
LAST YEAR ACE FOOTBALL PICKS’ RECORD WAS 59-39.
In picks we sent out to our paying customers we went 59-39. That’s
60.20%. That’s a 20 game win for our loyal subscribers.
This should give you an idea of what exactly that means in green-speak:
Bet per game -----------------Winnings at the end of the season
$100---------------------------- $2000
$500---------------------------- $10,000
$1,000 --------------------------$20,000
$2,000-------------------------- $40,000
At Ace Football Picks we’ll never tell you how much to bet, and can’t promise these exact results like some other sites might claim to be able to do. We can promise, however, that if you stick with us consistently your chances of owning the Arby’s are much greater than your chances of being forced to secretly drop your deuces behind it.
Here’s what you can expect Ace Football Picks to do this season:
Send out a free weekly pick
Send our subscribers 4-7 quality Against The Spread NFL picks
Post NFL and NCAA football team previews before the seasons begin
Post/send out news letters giving you tips on how to make smart bets
Pick sleeper teams/players
Give educated opinions on sleeper/over hyped teams and players
Use the occasional naughty word
Give you information your friends don’t have, making you “cool”
Whoop lots of ass
Background
Ace Football Picks is one of Nevada's oldest, most established and successful
Football handicapping companies and is starting its 12th year in business
on the internet. Ace has a no-nonsense staff of six handicappers, each
with an average of 27 years handicapping experience. This, coupled with
a proprietary computer database system, has given Ace a high accuracy
record with our football predictions relative to the point spread over
the past five years. Free NFL Picks are provided.
Program
Ace will make 3, 4, or 5 star recommendations for weekly College and
NFL games for the entire 2007 season. Post season memberships will also
be available. When our panel of 5 experts and computer agree on a selection
we give it a 5-star. 4 and 3 star picks are given when our staff and
computer make high probability predictions. Our computer system takes
into account all statistics, including injuries, trades, and other unpredictable
influential circumstances. Picks will be posted on Friday night for
the following weekend .
How To Subscribe
Ace offers Season and Weekly Memberships. Fill out the form
completely and select "Apply". Upon selecting "Apply"
you will be emailed a confirmation and a password, which will allow
you to view the picks. So don't delay- hop on board for Aces' NFL Picks
and College football predictions for the 2007 campaign.
